Celebrate aging with humor and warmth with this plush velveteen blanket featuring charming birthday dogs and the witty quote: “You’re not old, you’re vintage. High maintenance required.” Perfect for anyone who appreciates cozy comfort and a good laugh, this blanket adds joy to any room.
Crafted from 100% polyester, this blanket is soft to the touch, ideal for snuggling on the couch, movie nights, or as a light throw. The vibrant one-sided print brings the cheerful birthday message to life in high detail.
Choose from three sizes—30x40", 50x60", and 60x80"—to suit any need. Whether you're gifting a mom, sister, wife, aunt, best friend, or fellow dog lover, this birthday blanket will deliver smiles and cozy vibes.
Note: Due to production variations, sizes may be up to 3" shorter than listed.
