You’re Not Old, You’re Vintage Scented Candle – Funny Dog Gift
You’re Not Old, You’re Vintage Scented Candle – Funny Dog Gift
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Celebrate aging with sass and scent! Our “You’re Not Old, You’re Vintage – High Maintenance Required” candle is the perfect birthday gift for dog lovers who embrace their fabulous side. Featuring playful pups and bold style, this candle delivers a dose of humor and cozy ambiance all in one.
Crafted with 100% natural soy wax and a pure cotton wick, this 9oz candle burns cleanly for 50–60 hours. Choose from 10 irresistible aromas to match your recipient’s vibe—from relaxing florals to energizing fruits. Whether it’s for a dog mom, best friend, or fabulous aunt, this candle will light up their special day with laughter and love.
Key Features:
✔ 100% natural soy wax blend
✔ 100% cotton wick for a clean, even burn
✔ Size: 9oz / 255g – 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.8cm)
✔ Burn time: 50–60 hours
✔ Glossy permanent label featuring funny dog birthday design
✔ Choose from 10 delightful scents (wax color is the same)
✔ Compliant with ASTM safety standards













