Funny Dog Birthday Hoodie – You’re Not Old, You’re Vintage Gift

Celebrate aging in style with this hilarious "You Are Not Old, You Are Vintage" dog-themed birthday hoodie! Featuring adorable birthday pups and the sassy phrase “High Maintenance Required,” this design brings humor, charm, and canine cuteness to any birthday celebration.

Crafted from a cozy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt offers a soft, plush feel perfect for chilly days or cozy nights. The classic fit, spacious kangaroo pocket, and matching drawcord hood combine comfort and practicality. With a tear-away label, it’s designed for irritation-free all-day wear.

Ideal as a funny birthday gift for dog lovers, friends, or family members who embrace their "vintage" age with sass and laughter. Whether for mom, dad, sister, best friend, or fellow dog enthusiast, this sweatshirt guarantees smiles and warmth.