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Funny Vintage Dog Birthday T-Shirt – You’re Not Old, Just High-Maintenance

Funny Vintage Dog Birthday T-Shirt – You’re Not Old, Just High-Maintenance

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Aging like fine wine—with fur, flair, and fabulousness! Celebrate birthdays the fun way with our “You Are Not Old, You Are Vintage – High Maintenance Required” Comfort Colors T-Shirt, featuring a pack of stylish birthday-ready pups.

This playful design makes the perfect gift for dog moms, aunts, sisters, or friends who embrace their fabulous age—and their love for dogs. Whether it's for a birthday party, brunch, or just to wear with pride, this shirt delivers personality, laughter, and charm in every stitch.

Made with the beloved Comfort Colors 1717 tee, this shirt features 100% ring-spun US cotton, soft-washed and garment-dyed for a cozy, vintage-inspired feel. Its relaxed fit and classic crew neckline make it great for dressing up or lounging down.

Built with double-needle stitching and no side seams, it keeps its shape wear after wear. The pre-shrunk fabric ensures the fit stays just right, and the signature sewn-in twill label adds a premium finish.

Ethically produced using sustainably sourced cotton, this tee is for those who know that a little maintenance just means higher standards—and a lot more fun.

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